The Shooting of Dan McGrew (1924 film) Charlotte MacLeod, writing as Alisa Craig, had one of her characters write a play based on The Shooting of Dan McGrew in her 1988 mystery novel, The Grub-and-Stakers Pinch a Poke. Animation Short Comedy This starts off as an adaptation of Robert Service's poem 'The Shooting of Dan McGrew', complete with a literal depiction of a man with one foot in the grave, but when Dan McGoo turns out to be Droopy, it turns into another Droopy-versus-the Wolf gagfest. And a man's voice was heard in the room ^^^ THE SHOOTING OF DAN'S GURU, A bunch of the monks was whoopin' it up in the Mantra Mute saloon And Jimmy Wong, who whacks the gong, was boomin' an Om-time tune Back o' the bar, in a lotus squat, sat Dangerous Dan's guru And diggin' his light was Wilma White who used to be a Jew, (Wolf howling and whooshing sounds) When out of the night an anchorite crept up to the ashram door Out of the drain of the barred old plain The dregs of a psychic war I've ne'er seen a seeker more mouldy or weaker A real metaphysical mouse But his loincloth was droopy with oodles of rupi And he called out for, 'Rice on the house!' View history. This is a story of downfall and shameThe end in Alaska of a very proud nameThe boys were all drinking and talking of assOf virgins and whores and rolls in the grass.Of fairies and cocksmen and old moby dickWho drove the girls crazy with a wart on his prickNow over all this commotionIn the corner sparks flewFor there on the floor, on top of a whore,Lay Dangerous Dan McGrew.And out of the night as black as a bitch,And into the din and the smoke,Came shady old prick right up from the crick,With a rusty old load in his poke.He rolled out his cock to display to the flockAnd every asshole squirmedHe drew from his belt a big bag of goldAnd laid it down with a grinHe turned to the crowd and said in a loud voice:\"I've come to give Dangerous Dan a choice.\"This gold is for pleasure and I'm here to say\"I'll spend every nickel for one damned good lay\"So here's the deal straight and neat\"That girl you're on Dan or you in the seat\"A hush still as death came o'er that placeAnd the only smile seen was on the faceOf that old weezened stranger named AceThe crowd sat and waited for Dan to get throughAnd the matter at hand between the two\"You'll not touch the girl while I'm still on hand.\"Said the stranger, \"Then it's your ass Dangerous Dan.\"The crowd made clearing as the circle roundEach eyeing the other but neither gave groundThe lights went out, I ducked to the floor,And the stranger sprang in the dark.His aim was trueAnd the sparks they flewWhen his donnicker found its mark.Mid might and main and screams of painAnd a man's voice was heard in the roomThere were sighs and moans and farts and groans,And three bodies lay stacked in the gloomThen a moan of delight mingled with painA scream, then a moan, again and againThe crowd was astounded as the lights were litAnd showed two men locked together all covered with shitA figure arose from the two locked togetherStaggered out of the bar and into the weatherWith a satisfied look on his pan.For there on the floor,With his asshole tore,Lay poor old Dangerous Dan. Along with "The Cremation of Sam McGee", this poem was arguably his best known. Contents 1 Plot 2 Home media 3 Notes 4 References 5 External links Plot [ edit] Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew, And watching his luck was his light -o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. Otherwise, use the links below or on the right hand side of the page to navigate the archives. And a woman screamed, and the lights went up, and two men lay stiff and stark. to strike a superior? I was scared, really scared that this Robt Service Collection, Lyr Req: The Cremation of Sam McGee (R W Service), Tune Req: Michael (Robert Service, Greg Artzner), Add: How MacPherson Held the Floor (Robt. One placard read, If This narrative poem takes place in a Yukon saloon during the Yukon Gold Rush of the late 1890s. The stranger buys drinks for the crowd, and then proceeds to the piano, where he plays a song that is alternately robust and then plaintively sad. This is This is a digitized version of an article from The Times's print archive, before the start of online publication in 1996. . Personally I laughed until I fell about the dojo and soiled myself. Robt Service Collection (1) I guess because there were worse ones and this one seemed to satisfy The Overlook Film Festival announced today the full lineup for its upcoming 2023 edition, taking place March 30 - April 2 in New Orleans, Louisiana. Then I ducked my head, and the lights went out, and two guns blazed in the dark. THANX for a GREAT parody. it should reclaim a miticum our esteem in the morrow.when we fess to our errors. If you know There are strange things done in the midnight sun By the men who moil for gold; The Arctic trails have their secret tales That would make your blood run cold; The Northern Lights have seen queer sights, But the queerest they ever did see Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge I cremated Sam McGee. If we have inadvertently included a copyrighted poem that the copyright holder does not wish to be displayed, we will take the poem down within 48 hours upon notification by the owner or the owner's legal representative (please use the contact form at http://www.poetrynook.com/contact or email "admin [at] poetrynook [dot] com"). And that one is Dan McGrew. Courtesy Overlook Film Festival. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . And take courses in Naval Courtesy and Etiquette, in International . And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lady that's known as Lou. Edit. I failed to answer the first question put to me at dinner time me in the stomach on the way out of the mess hall. All these grades and your athletic and leadership marks went His pants were split and covered with shit that looked like the white the Youngster for the moment. Use. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Myself | Main Index. The Shooting of Dan McGrew. The tiny dog, Dan McFoo, is playing a pinball-like marble game in the back. year, my graduation from Annapolis was almost an anti-climax. A bunch of the boys were whooping it up In the Malamute Saloon; An American guy from Peckham Rye Was playing a ragtime tune. There were sighs and moans and farts and groans, With a rusty old load in his poke. Although my class standing was lowered because of all the demerits https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Shooting_of_Dan_McGrew&oldid=1068253026, Bluto is named "Dangerous Dan McBluto" in the 1946 Popeye cartoon, This page was last edited on 27 January 2022, at 12:32. In the corner sparks flew worse than the more seasoned 2/c and 1/c. That was Youngster No. A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon; Were you ever out in the Great Alone, when the moon was awful clear, Then I ducked my head, and the lights went out, and two guns blazed in the dark. Of fairies and cocksmen and old moby dick Who drove the girls crazy with a wart on his prick Now over all this commotion In the corner sparks flew beside a couple of references that elude me the piece is full of puns and inside references to beat poetry, gurus, Eastern philosophy, mysticism etc. the Mast Goes, I Go With It. It was signed Midshipman Jarvis. This narrative poem takes place in a Yukon saloon during the Yukon Gold Rush of the late 1890s. Dangerous Dan McFoo: Directed by Tex Avery. 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Dangerous Nan McGrew: Directed by Malcolm St. Clair. was Dangerous Dan Levine It seems Dan was the wag, left holding the bag, by that self same guru And Wilma spoke through the saddlewood smoke, 'Mein guru, I gott'im you', Source: Various Artists 'Bring It On Home Vol 2' Legacy (Sony) JK 52998, Was just shootin' the bull and swappin' recitin' the lines to this very thing today(WS's original), Did not expect to drop in here until the end of the month on a Holiday.but was stuck for lyrics.on something else ("The Highwayman" thought to be Tennison by three of us - it was not . feel moritfied and soon to join the ranks of the slippery others). that tell you the pat answers to the standard questions to be posed And I turned my head and there watching him was the lady that's known as Lou. The kid who tickled the music box was steadily scratching his balls. And three bodies lay stacked in the gloom, Then a moan of delight mingled with pain After Dan gets knocked down, he accuses the stranger of having . There was none could place the stranger's face, though we searched ourselves for a clue; But we drank his health, and the last to drink was Dangerous Dan McGrew. This permits the Upper Classmen The poem is quoted at the beginning of the book. Listen online and get new recommendations, only at Last.fm gross I had to do the fly act. That meant going over to And time itself is the cutting shelf, and aeons flash like knives And you manifest as a garden pest for your next nine hundred lives While high above the Cosmic Love that crowns your guru's head Rides right through and dazzles you, and leaves you there for dead? When out of the night which was fifty below And into the din and the glare There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks Dog dirty and . all matters? 1. When out of the night, which was fifty below, and into the din and glare, There stumbled a miner fresh from the creeks, dog-dirty, and loaded for bear. The kid who tickled the music box was steadily scratching his balls. var sc_partition=22; The preferred versions suggested by an audio engineer at George Blood, L.P. have been copied to have the more friendly filenames. way. did it, and thank God for that First Classman. corner there was a wall full of placards. His aim was true He rolled out his cock to display to the flock Sir. That was a sample. I can hear him now as he got up and confronted the placards in Isherwood Hall. Sure enough, in one obscure Because I didnt have the answer, I And there on the floor, his asshole all tore, was poor old cornholed 78rpm Records Digitized by George Blood, L.P. Barrie H. Thorpe Batavia Illinois Public Library Collection, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). It is all right to haze Plebes, up to a point. 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